![]() Now kick, now kick, now come on baby kickĪnd do the cupid shuffle (oh oh oh oh oh)Ĭupid Shuffle (ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) The left, the left, the left, the left, the left ![]() To the right, the right, the right, the right, the right Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourselfĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (yeah yeah yeah yeah)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (a let me see ya do the cupid)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (woah woah woah woah woah woah woah yeah yeah)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (come on)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (let me see, let me see ya do the cupid)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (do the shuffle baby yeah)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (woah woah oh oh)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (hey hey hey hey yeah yeah)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (hey, hey)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (a let me see ya do the cupid shuffle, the cupid, cupid shuffle)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (the cupid shuffle, the cupid, cupid shuffle)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (ooh, ooh, oh)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (yeah)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (ooh, ooh, oh oh oh yeah)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (yeah, yeah, yeah yeah) To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right It don’t matter if you’re young or you’re old (here we go) They got a brand new dance (come on), you gotta move your muscleīrand new dance, it’s called the Cupid Shuffle So all of my people can stay on the floor (ooh ooh) They say “what you doing?” Try’n to do somebody cold! (hey) The next time you hear one I implore you to take a stand… Do not not drink the Kool-Aid kids and whatever you do do NOT slide to the left.ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (do the cupid dance)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (come on) (don’t stop)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (we got brand new dance)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (hey, hey!)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (we got a brand new dance)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (oh, oh, oh)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (yeah, yeah!)ĭown, down, do your dance, do your dance (now let me see ya do that dance) Line dances are not only annoying but down right evil in nature. Then when someone decides to not participate in the dance they are flocked with those who haven’t noticed the dangers wondering why they chose not to, and what may seem like simple light-hearted question often end with the result of those who do not conform turning into a social pariah. ![]() “I’ve been dancing my heart out and having a great time at events like snowball or prom, and then the Cha Cha Slide pops on and it sucks the life out of me,“ said Chloe Makdad, TAHS graduate and valedictorian of the class of 2018. ![]() If you don’t believe me, then take it from a valedictorian. These meaningless and mind-numbing moves completely invalidate and discourage any sense of originality. This may sound a little harsh but line dances are in fact a modern day form of brainwashing the general public.Įven worse than the songs that expect you to at least learn the moves is the Cha-Cha Slide, where each line of the song is simply feeding the audience it’s moves.įor example when DJ Casper will yell out, “Everybody clap your hands!” And they do. Haven’t you ever thought that it was a little strange that when the imbedded voice of Rednex comes from the DJ’s sound system that everyone in the room knows to automatically get in sectioned lines, turn around and jump very specifically, because I have. However, I get a much worse (and much more cult-like) vibe from the craze. These catchy songs have a positive reputation and are used by DJs all over the country to keep people on the dance floor. Think back to the 60s with the Twist, the 70s with the Hustle, the 80s with the Chicken Dance, and finally the 90s brought us the Electric Slide. Since the dawn of music, organized and synchronized dancing have been all the rage. I’ve been dancing my heart out and having a great time at events like snowball or prom, and then the cha cha slide pops on and it sucks the life out of me”
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